• Random Movie Quote

    Betty Schaefer: Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. Gillis, but I just didn’t think it was any good. I found it flat and trite.
    Joe Gillis: Exactly what kind of material do you recommend? James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?
    Betty Schaefer: I just think that pictures should say a little something.
    Joe Gillis: Oh, one of the message kids. Just a story won’t do. You’d have turned down Gone With the Wind.
    Sheldrake: No, that was me. I said, “Who wants to see a Civil War picture?”

    — Sunset Blvd. (1950)

Kung Fury is Here!

The best bad movie ever made is HERE! Kung Fury finally premiered on May 28th! You can watch it for free on YouTube!

Kung Fury is set in 1980s Miami Florida (quite a feat since filming occurred in Sweden) and renegade cop Kung Fury is there to take down the bad guys! Can he defeat history’s worst criminal, Aldolf Hitler?! Will he overcome his tragic past and take on Triceracop as a partner?!! Am I using enough exclamation points??!!

Congratulations to Laser Unicorns for coming up with this highly entertaining short film. It truly captures the 80s American spirit (in Sweden.)

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